Sunday, October 18, 2020

Slam-Bang Comics #1 - pt. 1

This is my first time ever looking at this issue. I know none of these characters become hits, but I'm hoping for a gem in the rough...

This is Diamond Jack, the Green Lantern before there was Green Lantern. He's got an interesting amount of hubris to him for what should be a 1st-level Magic-User. Of course he's not; the Magic-Users never are. Here he casts Protection from Missiles and Polymorph Any Object, neither of which are 1st-level spells.

I was long ago asked why Hideouts & Hoodlums bothers emulating D&D's low-level Magic-Users at all, if you never find them in comic books; but this is precisely why comic book Magic-Users are always so boring, so unbeatably overpowerful. I choose not to emulate that.

A gangster chief is a master criminal, while thugs are their own mobstertype. 


Magic-Users never seem interested in keeping secret identities, or keeping their magic a secret. It's a wonder that the existence of magic stayed secret as long as it did. 

I think this is the third time we've seen Cure Light Wounds being cast. 


Here's where things start to get interesting for me. The mobsters just happen to know a witch? And what to make of this smoke dragon? Is it a spell, like an Aerial Servant? Or is it a conjured, living (or "living"/enchanted) creature?




That the smoking dragon disappears as if dispelled instead of killed makes me lean towards treating it as a new spell. Speaking of which, this Create Sword spell may be a new spell too. What he does to the spell is the all-too familiar Polymorph Any Object spell.




On this page the dragon is now consistently called a demon and is treated as if it is a mobster instead of a spell. You would think the witch would know which it was...but I'm thinking consistency isn't the priority in this story.

It's possible that Jack was able to use the Disguise spell here, but only if the smoke dragon-demon is in humanoid form here. Otherwise he had to conceal himself with a higher-level illusion, or even a Polymorph Self spell. 

The witch's spellbook is her "wand," just as Jack's ring is his "wand." 

This suggests that Polymorph Any Object is a permanent spell, or this is a higher-level permanent version.

It's interesting how Jack uses no magic to disguise himself as one of the thugs, but still can't help himself and uses a Knock spell on the door.



If jack opens the safe for them, has he really caught them in the act of doing anything...?

I wonder if magic-users should get extra XP for when they defeat opponents without spells, given how many times I've seen powerful heroes choose to settle things with normal fisticuffs instead.













Tom Sharp would itself be a pretty decent name for a strip. 

This is not the first time I've seen fighters given experience in the Spanish Civil War. I wonder if this is how you explain brevet ranks for fighters, circa 1940? 

The Lafayette Flying Corps was the name given to the American volunteer pilots who flew in the French Air Force (Armée de l'Air) during World War I. I don't think its name was changed to the French Flying Corps during WWII.

Sermia sounds like Serbia. It's an unfortunate bit of naming, since Serbia was a victim during the war, invaded and occupied, with many deaths.

This is not the first radio-controlled plane we've seen, and it's far from the first ray gun that kills engines we've seen -- surprisingly, this is the first searchlight mounted on a plane we've ever seen. Apparently it's a rare feature, but then so is night flying...



(Scans courtesy of Digital Comic Museum.)

10 comments:

  1. Ah-ha! I like how you addressed your choice to emulate something other than the oft-depicted "nigh omnipotent spellcaster" figure in H&H! I agree that as portrayed in the stories, it seems that the Magic User stories tend to read like a couple of kids playing "magic cops and robbers."
    Kid playing robber: "I shoot you!"
    Kid playing Magic User: "Well, I use magic to turn your bullets into dinosaurs that obey me and attack you!"
    Kid playing robber: "Um.....aaaagh, I guess?"
    However, I do feel there's a middle ground between "all powerful wish fulfillment" and "one spell per day" :)
    I love the idea of extra XP being rewarded to MU characters that solve a problem without using a spell. If I ever get time or the chance to play in a game, that would be fun to test out.
    Also! I'm going to be doing a "read-along" with the blog from here on out, so I've downloaded the issue and will come back to post my thoughts on it as the series of posts here moves along!

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  2. Okay! Comic book commentary time!
    1) Gene Autry in a Whiz Comics ad! Neat!
    2) I've had a character named "Diamond Jack" for ages, but he is a special agent type with invulnerability (no super strength).
    3) Those two panels introducing the Witch are excellent. The first panel is expertly packed with archetypal iconography, and the second panel does some decent world-building work; if the Witch knows of Diamond Jack and sees him as an "upstart," then there must be a community of Magic Users in this "Great City's" general area.
    4) So nice of Jack to let us know that he "doesn't kill women," eh? If that gets out, do you think he'd end up with a rogue's gallery more like the Spirit's? :)
    5) "The only magic I'll use will be these two hands"...except, in the opening panel, it's mentioned that Jack's ring makes him "physically strong," so perhaps he DOES have a measure of superhuman strength to fall back on?
    6)Speaking of opening panels, that looks like a really tight fit for Tom Sharp in that plane of his, there.
    7) Von Kruhl! Do you think he might be a Count? Could he be Fawcett's answer to "Dr. Doom" as...."Count Cruel?" :)
    That's all for now! Looking forward to part 2!

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  3. Great observation on #3. And Count Cruel -- someone needs to make that character real, pronto!

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  4. You know, this whole comic could be one of those really rare "Bad Guy" one-shots, where a handful of Level 1 Fighters conspire with a Lvl 1 M-U and her 1HD 'familiar'(supernatural SCM) conspire to defeat an overpowered smug multi-classed "hero"...

    More likely we're just seeing the usual "everybody gets Brevet Ranks" trend for published comics...are there any actual Lvl 1 Heroes in Comics?

    (A case might actually made for Superman in Action Comics #1-the 1st Edition version had enough True Strength to lift a car, leap a full Story, and have an above average AC and a decent Save vs. Bullets...a few decent D20 rolls and Supes might not need more than one Power activation per day...).

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    1. I think the Brevet Ranks would ha e to be used liberally to emulate a lot of these stories, myself: you just don’t see the “slow climb to competency” in the comics that the game wants to model. There just wasn’t time! For the most part, anyway. You make a great point about Action #1, though...

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  5. I will say that I don't see why Diamond Jack didn't get more love-he wasn't any more powerful than early Green Lantern and had a cocky persona that made him stand out...

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    1. Agreed! Timing and exposure counts for a lot! :)

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  6. So much discussion! (this is Scott, but Google isn't letting me log in!) It's a lot easier to make a case for 1st level fighters. The Masked Marvel, the Angel, and the Arrow all start as level 1 superheroes, though I think you can make a case that they soon change classes to Mysteryman (starting out as superhero just so they get to keep that superior wrecking things ability and the occasional 1st-level power).

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    1. That's a good point; I never think too much about switching between classes, etc. Hmmm....

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  7. Well -- it let me log in after all!

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