Monday, March 7, 2022

Rocket Comics #2 - pt. 1

I don't recall a thing about reviewing #1 of this series, which doesn't bode well as we begin issue #2...

We start with Rocket Riley and pals crash landing on a surprisingly solid and foliage-covered Saturn. We can't necessarily call this bad comic book science, though; the term "gas giant" didn't even exist until the 1950s. 


YES! Oh, sorry, I got excited because this new alien starts with a Z, so I don't have to quickly add it to the Mobster Manual Vol. 1, which is just a few pages away from being completed now.

We don't know anything about Zarno yet except that they must fly very quickly, or have a higher chance of surprise, for it to pounce on Griselda before Rocket can shoot at it.

Sadly, the Zarno is shot dead on the first try on the next page and we learn nothing else about it.


Now this is nice; the big globe with chairs in it is a sort of floating elevator that doesn't need a shaft. It's the kind of trapping that would be perfect for an ultra hi-tech hideout.






Not every villain is so considerate to tell you what you'll encounter in his dungeon before you go there. Oh, interesting, giant leeches and - WHOA! HARPY-VAMPIRES?? I've gotta see this...






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Huh, those do look like harpies. So they're harpies, and they have all the powers of a vampire? I've gotta put these in the Mobster Manual now. Sigh. More to do...





Oh come on! They're dead already? From an ice gun? Harpy-vampires must have some kind of special vulnerability to ice. 

Speaking of ice guns...it's powered by a detonator? Was the writer thinking of batteries, but couldn't remember the word?



Well, we lost the harpy-vampires already. Let's check in on the giant leeches and see if they're -- OH MY GOSH, the giant leeches are dead already too! How is he even killing them by hand? Are these some rare form of vertebrate leech and he's snapping their spines? Or is he squeezing them too hard, like a roll of Charmin's toilet paper?


In our next story, here's a pearl that's worth a fortune, when the average pearl is going to be worth $100. Statistically, the chance of its worth doubling that many times is highly unlikely.

Shadowy figures are a mobstertype since Supplement V



Lastly, this is a page from The Phantom Ranger. I'd previously added killer stallions to the Mobster Manual. I'll have to add a note about how lack of water and being driven crazy by heat can turn a horse into a killer stallion.

(Scans courtesy of Comic Book Plus.)


 


5 comments:

  1. I completely agree that Harpy Vampire sound awesome! Pity they didn't get to do more before expiring, I would have liked to see what they were capable of...

    BTW, the term 'detonator' might be accurate if the Ice Gun were a chemical weapon, with the element that Rocket removed from the gun being a catalyst for the reaction.

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    1. Ah, excellent thought about the detonator! Yes, a chemical ice gun makes much more sense than my electric ice gun.

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  2. Hi! Poking my head back in at last! Do I see the Mobster Manual mentioned up there? Yes, I am super flaky in many ways, but I do hope for more super cool material to buy and read and tinker with! I'll download this issue of Rocket and try to comment along, too!

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    1. The Mobster Manual has become a grossly oversized project. Even after breaking it into two volumes, volume 1 is now up to 131 pages, and I keep finding more that's not in it yet!

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    2. Well, I for one eagerly await a chance to peruse it and will use my "reach" to shout its existence to all! :)

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